Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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