Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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