Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Reggie can tackle my bush.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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