Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i would punch a child for taco bell
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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