How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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