look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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