i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
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