It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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