idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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