Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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