Can Purell be used as lube?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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