This girl is more easily done than said...
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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