Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
We had sex on a dog bed..
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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