I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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