I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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