ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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