Me. At least after what I've been through.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Randomize
