Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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