Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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