1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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