all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
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