ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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