I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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