Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
You brought string cheese to the strip club
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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