this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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