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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I intend to get homeless drunk
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Randomize
