real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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