I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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