Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
A+ Viking dick
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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