I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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