508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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