I want to stick my p in your. b.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Randomize
