I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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