But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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