Me too!
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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