Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
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