I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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