Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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