1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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