dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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