im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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