I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Randomize
