Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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