It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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