So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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