I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Small penises have feelings too.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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