and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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