Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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