Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
i believe in u and ur pee
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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