This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Randomize
