I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Randomize
