I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
You have to summon your inner elephant
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
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