and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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