we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
