At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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