Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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