Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Randomize